Girlmates

In this blog I'm going to write a lovely haiku for every single woman I have ever lived with and that never gave birth to me.  Keep in mind I am sober.  Should I go chronological or alphabetical?

Thank you ladies for all of the inspiration for my blog especially if you were nice to me.  I might try this again when I'm not as sad and lonely without you!  I'm not naming any names!

   

smiling advice

There's no hope like I'm

 dreaming nothing sinister

love you until then

this tooth was shy

Shot gun weddings baby

I made it this far with no

last name changes me

sugar tooth

 I just get so tired

and no amount techno

Standing up asleep

paging dr. daughter

Oh Ehm Gee Eightch Bee Oh

I would love to wash myself

don't mind if I do

angel food

Milagro enters

starts shakin' for my bacon

added insulation

cracked porcelain

Hey that fucking loo

Fancy running into you

do you like my weave?

whats her name

I don't remember

anything about you except

you warned me about

pretty teeth

we hear each other

thanks for showing me Nepal

lotus two thousand

birthday eyes

 you had facebook first

before anyone else at

the thunderbird 

feels on wheels

compliant and fat

you know where I'm at because

I'm perched up here now

boy eater

You have no muscles

cannibalized moisturized

no home for them here

shame eater

please be my mommy

 a gentleman of the night

pulverized carcass

sweet citrus lemon lime mornings

an official low

for hygiene and digital

 hair photography

Whats wrong with you

I'm throwing quarters

in the middle of your fight

I'm a bad person

Fangs

play fetch with the dog

with the fags that I wanted

oops I meant fangs duh

Ambien boners

before the ambien 

before the boners you said

I don't need this shit

Snaggletooth

live nudes presents you

multilingual girly girl

not my girlfriend trend

Sister shit

with friends like you

Who needs enemas? Ha Ha

Laughing my ass off