Thursday, March 3, 2011

Girlmates

In this blog I'm going to write a lovely haiku for every single woman I have ever lived with and that never gave birth to me.  Keep in mind I am sober.  Should I go chronological or alphabetical?

Thank you ladies for all of the inspiration for my blog especially if you were nice to me.  I might try this again when I'm not as sad and lonely without you!  I'm not naming any names!
   
smiling advice
There's no hope like I'm
 dreaming nothing sinister
love you until then

this tooth was shy
Shot gun weddings baby
I made it this far with no
last name changes me

sugar tooth
 I just get so tired
and no amount techno
Standing up asleep

paging dr. daughter
Oh Ehm Gee Eightch Bee Oh
I would love to wash myself
don't mind if I do

angel food
Milagro enters
starts shakin' for my bacon
added insulation

cracked porcelain
Hey that fucking loo
Fancy running into you
do you like my weave?

whats her name
I don't remember
anything about you except
you warned me about

pretty teeth
we hear each other
thanks for showing me Nepal
lotus two thousand

birthday eyes
 you had facebook first
before anyone else at
the thunderbird 

feels on wheels
compliant and fat
you know where I'm at because
I'm perched up here now

boy eater
You have no muscles
cannibalized moisturized
no home for them here

shame eater
please be my mommy
 a gentleman of the night
pulverized carcass

sweet citrus lemon lime mornings
an official low
for hygiene and digital
 hair photography

Whats wrong with you
I'm throwing quarters
in the middle of your fight
I'm a bad person

Fangs
play fetch with the dog
with the fags that I wanted
oops I meant fangs duh

Ambien boners
before the ambien 
before the boners you said
I don't need this shit

Snaggletooth
live nudes presents you
multilingual girly girl
not my girlfriend trend

Sister shit
with friends like you
Who needs enemas? Ha Ha
Laughing my ass off

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